Need a laugh at my expense?

The other night I was so tired that I put Desitin on my tooth brush instead of toothpaste! It's moments like these that have me panicking about the coming school year.  I've been having a large bit of anxiety over just how we are going to survive it.  I hate feeling so stretched all the time.  So today I decided there is no use in fretting.  In fact, my days need to be done blaming busy schedules for grumpy dispositions.  It's one day at a time for us and being happy with being busy.  I shall not sew or craft for another year.  I won't keep a spotless house.  My baby will cry and cry because she doesn't want a bottle.  But I will be a good mom and play house when I can.  I will be an awesome teacher and get the 8th grade to write amazing essays and appreciate Ayn Rand.  And I will be happy and joyful to be around.  It is my conscious decision and I am determined to be a better me.  I'm also determined to never brush with Desitin again!